The Haunted House Ghost Story Campfire Song
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The Haunted House Ghost Story Campfire Song

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This is what the title says, a Haunted House Ghost Story Campfire Song. This is a true story of two men who got lost after some party and then tried to find Budha but then got lost again, and then they decided to write a song about there journey through a scary haunted house of dissapointment that they accidentally went through multiple times...
So me and my friend
We were walking
Walking down a lonely road.
when all the sudden
we spotted a mansion
we had been walking for days
and were super duper duper thirsty
so we decided to go in
we went upstairs
looking for something to drink
we were hoping that maybe we'd see
coca-cola or pepsi machines
we got upstairs and...
we did find a coke machine
but to our surprise
it wasn't pepsi nor coca-cola
but it was RC...
Not RC...
RC sucks as an off-brand...
So we high-tailed it ou of there...
We walked about a mile down the road
and saw the very same mansion
we were like
"Well let's try it again"
So we went in...
We walked into the kitchen
where there were mounds upon mounds of pancakes
just lying upon ye ole kitchen table
It looked so delicious...
but to our surprise there wasn't any syrup
we were looking for the Aunt Jemima
but to our surprise
there was no Aunt Jemima
but Mrs. Btterworth's...
OH GOD THE HORROR!
it tastes so bad.
it's not even thick and buttery
like they say on the Geico commercial
Aunt Jemima I love you!
So we high-tailed it out of there...
We walked three more miles
and a friendly man on the side of the road
picked us up
he did
he gave us a ride
and with our luck
he pulled into the mansion
five miles down the road
so we walked to the house
we were looking for some clothes
because i havn't taken a shower in eight days
i was dirty and smelly
and so was my friend
"hey"
Michael
His name is Michael.
Yeah...anyways...so
we walked in
there was so much clothes
but it wasn't American Eagle
or Aeropostale
or Hollister
or Hot Topic
NO! No rock band shirts
all there was
was crappy South Pole jeans
and shirts and...
OHH!
from Goodwill or Kohls's
or not even Kohl's worse than that
walmart
Walmart!
WALMART!!!
oh god Walmart.
OH WALMART
Walmart clothes ssSSUCK!
So we hight-tailed it out of there...
We walked
Oh we walked and we walked
and we walked for another day.
we saw this mansion
we thought we'd walked in circles
because we'd seen the mansion so many times
and we decided
"What the hay."
"Let's try it again"
after all we were starving, thirsty,
and our clothes were ripped to tatters.
so we walked in...
being thirsty again
we started looking
maybe in the cabinents or in the fridge
they might have something
like Coke or Pepsi
Even a Mr. Pib, i mean
We'd deal with it
maybe a Mountain Dew or a Sierra Mist
We open the fridge
and To Our SURPRISE!
WE DIDN'T FIND ANY COKE
NOR RC
NOR DR. PEPPER
NOR MOUNTAIN DEW
NOR SIERRA MIST
WE FOUND SAM'S COLA
OH GOD! SAM'S COLA
NOT SAM'S COLA
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
so we high-tailed it out of there...
and we were never seen again...

"Renard Mix" by Renard Queenston
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